Tuesday, July 5, 2011

The Spicy Chicken Monster

If you're easily grossed out, you should pick a different entry to read.

Until you're a parent, you most likely think diapers aren't that bad. I mean, it's a tiny, cute little baby right? How much can they possibly poop?

My daughter took a gargantuan dump today. I am talking an-up-to-her-neck-squishing-out-both-sides-of-the-diaper-took-a-whole-package-of-wipes-and-the-sprayer-on-the-kitchen-sink-to-clean-it-off dump.

I want to know how such a small, beautiful, delicate little girl can take a crap the size of my Yorkie. Seriously?! Up to her neck?!?! She is 7 months old, and her stomach is the size of my fist...how did she even eat enough to produce that amount of stool?

The best part is: it was not only the exact same color as a Wendy's Spicy Chicken sandwich, but it also had the same distinct aroma.

Anyone hungry?

Oh, and my mom texted me to tell me she sat down to pee and had a lightening bug in her pants. Just when I didn't think the day could get any better.

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