My Mommy has Pooping Problems

My family has pointed out that when I typed up the best moments in Zaine's comedic history, I missed a very important event. I am not sure how I could ever forget this one...

As all adults are supposed to do once they hit the age of 50, my mom was scheduled to get her pooper checked. My sister and Zaine accompanied her to the doctor on the day of her colonoscopy. While my mom was in the doctor's office, Kristi decided to go to Atlanta Bread Company.

While they were standing in line, Zaine loudly asked my sister, "Mommy, when are you going to get YOUR butt checked?"

The woman behind them started laughing. Not one to waste an opportunity for attention, Zaine informed her "My mommy and my Moodle have pooping problems, but my Granny doesn't."

I can only hope that my child is this hysterical.