The bearded lady?

When I got pregnant, I worried about the usual: stretch marks and a saggy, jiggly stomach. No one told me about the other crazy side effects.

I have recently discovered I am growing a beard. Yes, you read that right. On a daily basis, I find at least 3 new thick, wiry chin pubes. What is this about?

I am now using enough Gigi's Wax to keep a Sally Beauty Store in business.

I guess since I didn't get the stretch marks at all and my belly is rapidly shrinking to almost nothing, this is my punishment?!?!

On the other hand, maybe it's a blessing...wax is definitely cheaper than a tummy tuck and StriVectin.